What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Gwyneth Paltrow's Noggin? Nah.
Marcellus Wallace's Disembodied Soul? Seems Unlikely.
The Ark of the Covenant? Probably Not.
Instead, we offer our own take on the "grab bag" that customers really seem to dig. What magic awaits you with these boxes? Who knows! Switches, caps, sets, artisans, shirts, pants, ties, socks, Ricky Martin trading cards, springs, DIY goods, stickers & oh my goodness so much more could be in your future!
No whammy, no whammy, no whammy...STOP!
It should go without saying that we cannot offer refunds on these...because, you know, they are boxes of junk!